23:11 Chapter 81
Oblation Run - An annual event held by the University of the Philippines (UP). The runners are male, and traditionally run completely naked in public places on a designated route. ²Ty, Ton, Jeru, Mac - Im not sure but its probably the nicknames of Ricos friends.
Day 081
11:11pm
Rico: Birthdays are not fun.
Jhing: Hm?
Rico: Cant you ask me why?
Jhing: Haha. K. Why?
Rico: Its tiring. You suddenly become famous on your birthday, but after that, life will turn back to normal. Everyone will forget that I exist again.
Rico: Hashtag EmoDaysWithMJCrux
11:12pm
Jhing: ._.
Jhing: What happened?
Rico: Well they greeted me.
Rico: Like Joena, my childhood friend, who made me remember the cake she gifted me in the past. I thought it was chocolate cake, but it was actually mud.
Jhing: Hahahahahaha!
Rico: For twenty years, I tried to forget the taste of the mud, Jhing! It was not easy! ( p_q)
Jhing: Then? What else?
11:13pm
Rico: Someone posted on my timeline, Dalia I think, she called me Baby Boy. She wrote a long message but there was this line of "Your Father even thought that I was your girlfriend when you brought me to your house in Bulacan."
Jhing: You brought a girl to your house?
Rico: My Tropas, yes, I brought them home. But I dont know who Dalia is! I dont even live in Bulacan ah! O_O
11:14pm
Rico: I replied her with "Ms Dalia, I think youre got the wrong timeline."
Jhing: Haha! Epic.
Rico: There was one more. Shes a tropa of my cousin whos also my friend in FB. She said, "Time flies by so fast that I felt like it was just yesterday when you were 24 years old, but now youre already 25!"
Rico: I replied, "Ate Psalm, I told you not to sniff Listerine that has Colgate like drugs. Thats dangerous. Hows your health?"
Rico: What hurts me is that she cussed like h.e.l.l, "Youre a b.a.s.t.a.r.d, Jesus!" So I replied, "WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO PAPA JESUS!" :(((
11:15pm
Jhing: Bwisit! Why is your name like that in the first place!
Rico: Ask my Mom. Oh, she also greeted me on my timeline.
Jhing:Your Mom? What did she say?
Rico: Im not used to her being so serious. This was one of her lines:
Rico: "I am the luckiest and the proudest of all queens because you, Jesus, let me be your mother. I love you and I always will. Happy Birthday, dearest."
Jhing: You have the sweetest Mom, Jesus Crux.
11:16pm
Rico: It was sweet if only she erased the words: "From the prettiest mom in the world, Pretty Marie." What a liar, right?! And she was literally sitting beside me when she posted that.
Rico: Sometimes, I think to myself&h.e.l.lip; Im the only normal person in our family! :((
Jhing: (－‸ლ)
Rico: Even my sister, the tempered one, she threw a paper to me which read "HBD."
Rico: SO SWEET RIGHT!!!1!1!111
Jhing: Haha! I like your sister.
Rico: Because you have the same personality.
Jhing: So?
Rico: Cute
Seen 11:17pm
Rico: Then I dont know what happened to the people who greeted me! I felt like each and every one of them are insane! Like my friend, Vionne, his question was on flashback: "Why didnt you join in the oblation run¹?"
Jhing: Oblation run?
Rico: Yes! I replied, "Bro, are you high? We studied in USTe and not UP, try doing an oblation run there and lets see how fast the Pastors run after you with a knife.
Jhing: Hahaha! Are your friends all weird? Wth.
11:18pm
Rico: Not only friends but also my family, and relatives. My cousin Frances, its my own birthday but she wanted me to buy her a bra with padding. I rejected her because its just a waste of money. It will only get removed by her boyfriend anyway.
11:19pm
Jhing: ._.
Rico: Its true anyway ah! ⊙︿⊙
Jhing: I can't believe this.
Rico: I also cant believe the others who greeted me. They called me, Krux, Kruz, Krus, Crus, Crus. I told them "Come back to my timeline when you figured out how to correctly spell my surname. "
Jhing: Haha! Jeje surname is Jeje.
Rico: Thats too personal, Jhing.
Jhing: :p
Rico: Youll one day love my surname.
Jhing: ._.
Rico:
11:20pm
Rico: And did you know, my tropas posted a long message. I couldnt help but cry. Thats when I thought that forever may actually exist&h.e.l.lip;. their message is forever long. I was too touched that I replied a very sweet, "K."
Jhing: b.a.s.t.a.r.d.
Rico: They already know what K means: K = Ty, Ton, Jeru, Mac² . . . dont be like this bros, were all just bros here and nothing else more than that. If you wanted a kiss, you should ask Jhing for permission first&h.e.l.lip; she might get jealous.
Jhing:
Rico: Joke. ^____^
11:21pm
Jhing: You should be thankful that its your birthday.
Rico: Thank you poooo! (Ｔ▽Ｔ)
Jhing: Thats all that happened on your birthday?
Rico: Yes. Scroll scroll on Facebook. Like and reply the messages. Talking to clients. Creating illus for the deadline.
Jhing: Well, that sucks.
11:22pm
Rico: Its fine. Im also getting old. I dont expect that Ill have a birthday party&h.e.l.lip; I did want a
Rico: How about you? Did something happened to you today?
Seen 11:30pm
Rico: Uy wow. I got seened.
Rico: Jhing?
11:33pm
Rico: Awtsu. Youre not replying anymore?
11:34pm
Rico: My birthday is ending . .
11:37pm
Rico: Jhing?
11:40pm
Rico: Babye
11:59pm
Jhing: Don't f.u.c.king reply after you read this.
Dear You,
Because youre annoying and it's your birthday, read this. OR ELSE.
I hate you.
Im so p.i.s.sed at you to the point that I get the urge to slap you left and right. Its so hard to talk to you decently. Youre a jerk and keep fooling around. But as I am hating you, I, too, am hating myself for laughing at your craziness. You always distract me from writing my stories but here I am, still talking to you.
Youre annoying. Youre so talkative. You have a lot of stuff you want to say. When do you ever run out of topics? I felt like you know every topic in this world. Badtrip. But even though we kept talking about nonsense topics every night, Im having fun playing around with you. Sometimes.
But most of the time, I'm still having this urge to hug you. In the neck. With a rope.
So yeah, happy birthday Sir Dirham, Rico Dirham, Unlikely Person, and M Jesus Crux or whoever you are.
I'll be happy without you annoying me but h.e.l.l, my night will not be complete without your gayness. Stay gay, annoying and crazy. It's nice to know that a guy like you is existing.
Sorry for being cheesy as f.u.c.k. This is just rare, ah! So forgive me this time. I just wanted to be the last one to greet you a very, very Happy Birthday!
DON'T REPLY! AND DON'T EVER BRING THIS UP AGAIN OR ELSE.
Night.
Seen 12:03
1:43am
Rico: (●'∀｀●)