Valhalla - The P**is Mansion Chapter 1
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TL Note
Chapter 2/7 this week
Also, this chapter is really long
1000th Masturbation
My name is Iijima Shota
I’m 15 years old, and right in the middle of p.u.b.erty
My favorite type of women are big-breasted blond older sisters
I don’t mind if they are brown haired either
It's cool even if it's a loli
Anyway, I’m a normal junior high school student who's into foreign girls
I awoke to s.e.x when I was 12 years old
I found an erotic picture book lying near the riverbed
After taking the book back home, I m.a.s.t.u.r.b.a.t.ed secretly in my room
From then, I lost interest in my female cla.s.smates, my only interest was big breasted blond women
But during the 3 years my interests widened
Not just blond hair, be it black, red, silver, or any other, it was fine as long as she was a beautiful foreigner
Even the b.r.e.a.s.t.s size didn't matter, but I still prefer b.r.e.a.s.t.s rather than no b.r.e.a.s.t.s
Due to my weird fetishes, I can’t have a normal romance life
Even though a few of my cla.s.smates are in relationships, I enjoy masturbation every day
Just like every day
After coming home from school, I entered my room and took oh my clothes getting naked
I always m.a.s.t.u.r.b.a.t.e naked
Because both of my parents are working, I’m alone in the house
"Time to make me feel comfortable"
I said as I took out the erotic book
Is it weird that I just spoke to a book?
Whatever, i think of it as a courtesy
It has been three years since I found this book
I always m.a.s.t.u.r.b.a.t.e using this book, nothing else
When I first found the book, I didn't think that it was an erotic picture book
It had a thick gold cover, so I thought that it was a foreign dictionary or something
So I went ahead and picked it up
Inside it was a world that I had never seen before
The foreign sisters were smiling naked
Everyone of them were either wearing fantasy costumes, cosplay, or completely naked
But each and everyone of them was beautiful
Like a princess with a gorgeous dress
Or a female knight with a body armor covering her overly large b.r.e.a.s.t.s
Female mercenaries with beautiful muscles, and red hair
Even elves with elongated ears, and cold eyes
There were plenty of variations to enjoy inside the book
From the day I found the book, I never went without masturbating even for one day
Sometime I would do it several times a day
Even during camping's, and school trips/events, I would take this book and secretly m.a.s.t.u.r.b.a.t.e
For me this book became an indispensable existence
I even count every time I m.a.s.t.u.r.b.a.t.e with this book
I reached a total of 999 times yesterday
And today is my memorable 1000th masturbation
But this is just a pa.s.sing point
I will continue even after this, I will sooner or later achieve 2000, and 3000 too
Won’t I get tired?
Do you get tired breathing?
For me using this book to m.a.s.t.u.r.b.a.t.e is synonymous with breathing
Which sister should I c.u.m on today?
A princess?
Female knight?
Maybe a mercenary?
It's a hard decision
Even while I was skipping the pages I didn't stop masturbating
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! All of you are so s.e.xy, I’m going to c.u.m!"
Because I’m the only one at home, I raised my voice as the 1000th eruption was unleashed
My s.e.m.e.n is much more thicker and has more volume, than a boy of my age
Oh no!
If I don’t stop I will spill my sperm on the book!
While thinking that my sperm landed on the book's cover
I breathed a sigh of relief as I didn't spoil any of the pages
But, at the next moment something unexpected happened
As my sperm fell on the cover, it began shining
Similarly like the time I first picked it up, but this time the light didn't fade
But, it became more and more brighter
It was so bright that I couldn't even keep my eyes open
When I finally opened my eyes I was inside a dim room
It wasn't night when I fainted
This room isn't mine
The floor, ceiling, walls, and everything are made of stone
This is a real stone……prison
There's also a small window with iron grill for sunlight, and a door at the entrance
This is probably the perfect prison
I was completely naked, also I wasn't the only person inside the prison
A total of 5 people are inside
Their ages are either the same as me, or slightly older
Every one has either blond, brown, or other color hair
It means that everyone is a foreigner
I’m the only asian here
Although everyone is dirty, they have some clothes
But I’m the only one naked!
Why?!
Was I thrown in jail for masturbating?
That is impossible!
Even though I’m not doing anything, the eyes of everyone are staring at me like a rare animal
I spoke to the blond who was closest to me
"Yeay, well, I’m Ijiima Shota…"
I introduced myself with an amiable j.a.panese laughter
And the boy's response was!
"Eh? What is wrong with you?"
It was returned in j.a.panese!
"Oh, I’m sorry….. I want to ask you, who are you?"
"This is a slave shop, we are being sold………"
Instead of answering my question, he told me something that completely shocked me
I began thinking of the gold shine before I fainted
Was I teleported somewhere?
"My BOOK!"
As is shouted everyone looked at me with fear
But, I don’t care!
That book is the most important existence for me
If that doesn't exist what will happen to my masturbation!
While I was shouting, the door opened and two men came inside
One of the, asks me
"Who are you?"
I’m…….
I’m quite happy
Even though I was originally unable to escape by myself, they will let me go as I’m a stranger
But that didn't happen
The next day me and the other boys were taken out of the prison
We were all lined up in one row, and the same man as yesterday was leading us
Only I am not in the line, but walking beside the middle aged man
"Noisy! Walk without wasting time on talking!"
After a while we walked on a red carpet, and came near a western building
Eventually I entered a wide s.p.a.ce
There was a big wooden door and on top of it something written
I front of it was an old lady with many men
Her clothes are of high quality, and she's covered in way too many accessories
"What is this! Where did you find him?"
"Well, I, prison, naked?"
I was unable to properly explain. Because even I don’t know what’s happening
"Hmmmmm, he has black hair and black eyes…….this is quite strange, I’ve never seen anyone like him"
"Is that so?"
I listened to his speech
It can’t be helped as there probably wouldn't be a j.a.panese here
"…….Bring him near me"
"Ha!"
The middle aged man pulled on my arm and took me near the one who was questioning us
"Hm, even his skin color is slightly different. Is he not from our empire?"
Empire?
Are they joking around?
There have never been any j.a.panese empires ever
……different world?
Is this a different world?
"Well, he is a bit good looking. So bring him, you may be able to sell him at a higher price"
"Ha!"
I was once again pulled on without any prior warning
A luxurious carriage was pulling on a metal cage with prisoners inside it
As I looked at the scenery, I began believing in my speculation
There has never been such a place in j.a.pan
"We ware going to the imperial capital! the organization is a place of paradise for women and h.e.l.l for men…… Valhalla - The p.e.n.i.s Hall"
I heard the men talking about where we are going to be sold