There Are Too Many Truck Reincarnations! 〜The Truck Drivers Are Crying〜 Chapter 1

There Are Too Many Truck Reincarnations! 〜The Truck Drivers Are Crying〜 Chapter 1

This is my first time making translations. (It's MTL'ed tho) Enjoy!
First Chapter – Buntarou goes to Shura1
Buntarou Sugawara was called to the president's office as soon as he came to the company. After his high school graduation, he joined the company and has been working for 17 years. He had never been absent without notice so far if lateness doesn't count. After all, he is a thirty-five years old uncle in his prime life that has been trying seriously contributing to the company. However, Tomoko from the accounting says that company management is always in a difficult state. Which means, for reducing the number of personnel, there was a possibility of being fired.
“Thirty five years old, unemployed virgin, no girlfriend huh … the worst profile worthy of death …”
Even while having a bad premonition, Buntarou went to the president's office. Then, sitting on the sofa facing the president that making face like an octopus. The President has an eye bags, looking tired. Mid July is near, and it's always hot and humid at night, but it looks like that wasn't the cause of his lack of sleep. That is because the president has a serious expression. Buntarou drinks his saliva, waiting for the president to open his mouth.
“Bun-chan, sorry if it's too sudden but, can you go to k.u.mamoto?”
“So it's about work…”
Buntarou was relieved knowing that was not about restructuring.
By the way, Bun-chan is Buntarou's nickname. He is called so by everyone in the workplace. Because it is a small company with about 10 employees, it feels more at home than small businesses.
“But President, why me to k.u.mamoto? What happened to Kinya?”
Buntaro asked so. He himself is a truck driver working in Hokkaido and usually entrusted with delivery within Asahikawa city. The one in charge of long-distance transportation is his twenty years old junior Kinya.
“Kin-chan ‘had done it' in Hiroshima last night…”
“‘Had done it'… you mean…”
Buntarou leaned his body forward a little, said so with a trembling voice. The word ‘had done it' that the president said means a traffic accident. It's not just a traffic accident. Kin-chan, Kinya probably killed a person. He ran over that person with the truck.
“As Bun-chan imagine… He caused a traffic accident and killed a person…”
“Is that so…”
“That's why I asked Bun-chan for a replacement…”
The president hangs his head and sighed. Just as one's thought, Kinya has become a perpetrator of death. The president was not able to sleep because he was contacted in the middle of the night. That being said, Kinya is a model driver who always tries to drive safely despite being a pervert. It is clear that this is not an accident caused by violation of the Road Traffic Law, such as ignoring traffic lights or exceeding the speed limit. That means, only ‘that' can come to the mind. The problem that has become a social issue in recent years.
“President, is the cause of the accident the truck reincarnation …?”
Buntaro, looks paled, murmured the key word. ‘That' means a truck reincarnation. If you die run over by a truck, you can reincarnate into the world of swords and magic. That story is hard to believe, but there are many people who actually jump in and commit suicide. Suddenly jump out in front of the running truck and kill yourself. Such incidents continued throughout j.a.pan, and truck drivers were forced to resign. Buntarou has also heard from friends. The driver who run over and killed a person is having nightmares every night. A corpse with limbs bent in a strange direction. A dead body that looks like a crushed tomato. A head that jump from the front gla.s.s break through into the driver's seat saying ‘h.e.l.lo'. If you see such a corpse, even if you don't make a mistake, that'll make you can't hold the steering wheel.
“According to the witness, a person suddenly jumped out in front of Kin-chan's truck… Perhaps it's that truck reincarnation… That's why Bun-chan, please go to k.u.mamoto… It's a job that can't be leaved… Please, as you can see… “
The president put his hands together as if praying, facing this way.
“I understand, President… Please leave it to me… I'll make sure this job will be a success.”
The President bowed his head means Buntarou don't have a choice but to take the job. The client is a major timber company. A regular customer. If you lose this customer, only bankruptcy waiting for the company. The worst ending of bankruptcy. In the future, the president who was disappointed killed his family with a knife, and burned himself with gasoline. Accountant Tomoko changed job to Soapland, deceived by the host and then killed herself with poison. At that time, Kinya jumped down and died of suicide. Other employees also have a major incident in the national news and spend most of their lives in prison. Buntarou was no exception. For a thirty five years old virgin who has no girlfriend, an unemployed t.i.tle is same as a criminal. There is no way such himself can find a job. Thus, the one he looks is a high school girl with a short skirt that walks around. To such JK2, spreading the coat in front of them, showing the nether region's banana.
“Guhehehe… Missy, do you like bananas…? Uncle's banana is very delicious you know… Would you like to eat it…? Guhehehe…”
With a friendly word, persistently chasing the escaped high school girl. There is no mistake he'll be arrested. And then insulted harshly in a wide show and exposed to elementary school graduation books. Of course he doesn't have such hobby. However, the darkness of bankruptcy will makes people's hearts gone mad. That's why, going to k.u.mamoto is inevitable. For the time being, Buntarou left the president's office, resolved himself even while wrapped in uneasiness. Buntaro's transportation company, “Funkorogashi Transportation,” has a company building on the outskirts of the city. Even if it is a company building, it is a simple one because it is a prefabricated two-story building. The second floor is the president's office and the first floor is the office. The accountant Tomoko, operated a computer in the office.
“Tomoko-san, let me use your computer for a while.”
Buntaro borrowed her laptop and tried to search for ‘Truck Reincarnation'. Since he is going to Shura from now on, it is necessary to investigate in advance. Then, a huge amount of search results were hit. In the upper part of the search results, a site called ‘Truck Reincarnation Guidebook' is displayed. When the link clicked, the following was written:
―― Guide from the cat-eared girl, number one nya. ―― In order to reincarnate into another world, it is desirable to jump into a large truck nya. ―― It's possible with medium-sized trucks , but it's better to choose a large truck that can kill you for sure nya. ―― Still, the reincarnation rate is not 100% nya. ―― If you're unlucky, you will die in vain. It's a high stakes gamble nya. ―― But, if you got hit and killed by a truck because you saved someone who about to be hit by a truck , the reincarnation rate will increase significantly nya. ―― If you come across such a scene, don't hesitate and jump over into the truck nya.
Buntarou read the first and thought about closing the site. Sure the contents are ridiculous, but what makes him irritated was the ‘nya' words of the cat-eared girl. However, since collecting information is indispensable, Buntarou decided to continue reading.
―― Guide from the cat-eared girl, number two nya. ―― As an event before reincarnation, there are times you meet G.o.d or G.o.ddess nya. ―― The place is in the temple or white s.p.a.ce nya. ―― The main content of this event is getting cheat ability. ―― The strongest magic, the strongest sword skill, the skills of special attributes, etc. The ability to ‘I'm Strooooong' in a different world nya. ―― After that, you'll be asked for a reincarnation pattern by the G.o.d or G.o.ddess nya. ―― Will it be reborn as a baby with the memories of the previous life? ―― Or do you want to start your adventure trip as it is? ―― That's the two nya. ―― The former takes time to grow, so if you want to advance your adventure quickly, I recommend the latter nya.
Buntaro read the second and folded his arms. That's because he is not familiar with this genre. Let alone a web novel, he never watched the anime. He only watches ero videos from ero sites. Moreover, because he was graduated from a high school where even chimpanzees can enter, there is no such hobby in his brain. The only thing his brain wants are three major desires, an appet.i.te, a desire for sleep, and s.e.xual desire. In a sense, his thinking pattern might be close to a monkey. Even his face often said that it looks monkey's. That's why he can't have a girlfriend and has been living alone. Still, there is pride that he doesn't want to throw away his virginity with soap. Believing that someday he can get a cute girlfriend, and stay on the ecchi site. Put that c.r.a.p aside, Buntarou looks at the rest of the site.
―― Next is a question corner with Masaharu f.u.kuyama (an alias) who returned from another world nya. ―― Everyone better use this as references for the truck reincarnation nya. ―― (Q) How did f.u.kuyamsan reincarnated into another world nya?
―― (A) I died jump over to a large truck just like the template. ―― (Q) What cheat ability did you get from G.o.d nya?
―― (A) In my case, it was a G.o.ddess. The cheat was magic of the five attributes of earth, water, fire, wind, and thunder ability MAX by default. ―― (Q) Did you start as a baby in a different world nya? Or was it a trip nya?
―― (A) Baby start. I wanted to change my appearance. ―― (Q) Can you tell me the appearance before and after the reincarnation nya?
―― (A) Before the reincarnation, it was a short-fat-bald-ugly otaku man. After the reincarnation, it's a blond hair, blue eyes ikemen. ―― (Q) Can you tell me how you live in a different world nya?
―― (A) I built a harem with more than a dozen people and lived in happiness. All of them have been captured by my nether region's Excalibur. ―― (Q) Why did you come back from a different world nya?
―― (A) No comment, because it is a promise with the G.o.ddess. ―― (Q) Would you like to reincarnate into another world again nya?
―― (A) Yes. Actually, I'm planning to jump into the truck soon. (lol)
Buntarou was stunned when looking at the question corner. The truck reincarnation was like this. Including Kinya, how many truck drivers became their sacrifices. While feeling helpless, ‘I won't lose!' Buntaro carved strong feeling in his heart.
“Bun-chan, make sure to come back alive. I believe in you.”
At the next seat, the accountant Tomoko that smokes cigarettes. She also nodded and put a hand on Buntaro's shoulder. A purple afro hair, drum-shaped aunty on the fifties. Of course, it is not a male-female relationship. At the most, she is a senior in the workplace.
“I will make sure to come back. That's why, please don't worry. Well then, I'm going.”
Buntarou briefly says his farewell and stands. And then, he zipped up his work clothes's nether region's zipper and got into a large truck in the parking lot.
If you find mistake or have suggestions please tell me. Also, this is my first time making a site.
There are a lot things to learn. 1 To a destination where battle awaits. In j.a.panese, the situation with constant conflicts is sometimes called shuraba, using an a.n.a.logy from Ashura precept (pandemonium)↩ 2 Joshi Kousei↩