Jaffery Part 25
It was grossly selfish on the part of Mrs. Considine, said Barbara. She thought her--no; perhaps she didn't think her--G.o.d alone knows the convolutions of feminine mental processes--but she proclaimed her anyhow--an unscrupulous woman.
"There's Liosha," she said, "left alone in that boarding-house."
"My dear," said I, "Mrs. Jupp--I admit it's deplorable taste to change a name of such gentility as Considine for that of Jupp, but it isn't unscrupulous--Mrs. Jupp did not happen to be charged with a mission from on High to dry nurse Liosha for the rest of her life."
"That's where you're wrong," Barbara retorted. "She was. She was the one person in the world who could look after Liosha. See what she's done for her. It was her duty to stick to Liosha. As for those two old f.a.ggots marrying, they ought to be ashamed of themselves."
Whether they were ashamed of themselves or not didn't matter. Liosha remained alone in the boarding-house. Not all Barbara's indignation could turn Mrs. Jupp into the admirable Mrs. Considine and bring her back to Queen's Gate. What was to be done? We consulted Jaffery, who as Liosha's trustee ought to have consulted us. Jaffery pulled a long face and smiled ruefully. For the first time he realised--in spite of tragic happenings--the comedy aspect of his position as the legal guardian of two young, well-to-do and attractive widows. He was the last man in the world to whom one would have expected such a fate to befall. He too swore l.u.s.tily at the defaulting duenna.
"I thought it was all fixed up nicely forever," he growled.
"Everything is transitory in this life, my dear fellow," said I.
"Everything except a trusteeship. That goes on forever."
"That's the devil of it," he growled.
"You must get used to it," said I. "You'll have lots more to look after before you've done with this existence!"
His look hardened and seemed to say: "If you go and die and saddle me with Barbara, I'll punch your head."
He turned his back on me and, jerking a thumb, addressed Barbara.
"Why do you take him out without a muzzle? Now you've got sense. What shall I do?"
Then Liosha superb and smiling sailed into the room.
I ought to have mentioned that Barbara had convened this meeting at the boarding-house. The room into which Liosha sailed was the elegant "_bonbonniere_" of a chamber known as the "boudoir." There was a great deal of ribbon and frill and photograph frame and artful feminine touch about it, which Liosha and, doubtless, many other inmates thought mightily refined.
Liosha kissed Barbara and shook hands with Jaffery and me, bade us be seated and put us at our ease with a social grace which could not have been excelled by the admirable Mrs. Considine (now Jupp) herself. That maligned lady had performed her duties during the past two years with characteristic ability. Parenthetically I may remark that Liosha's table-manners and formal demeanour were now irreproachable. Mrs.
Considine had also taken up the Western education of the child of twelve at the point at which it had been arrested, and had brought Liosha's information as to history, geography, politics and the world in general to the standard of that of the average schoolgirl of fifteen. Again, she had developed in our fair barbarian a natural taste in dress, curbing, on her emergence from mourning, a fierce desire for apparel in primary colours, and leading her onwards to an appreciation of suaver harmonies.
Again she had run her tactful hand over Liosha's stockyard vocabulary, erasing words and expressions that might offend Queen's Gate and subst.i.tuting others that might charm; and she had done it with a touch of humour not lost on Liosha, who had retained the sense of values in which no child born and bred in Chicago can be deficient.
"I suppose you're all fussed to death about this marriage," she said pleasantly. "Well, I couldn't help it."
"Of course not, dear," said Barbara.
"You might have given us a hint as to what was going on," said Jaffery.
"What good could you have done? In Albania if the General had interfered with your plans, you might have shot him from behind a stone and everyone except Mrs. Considine would have been happy; but I've been taught you don't do things like that in South Kensington."
"Whoever wanted to shoot the chap?"
"I, for one," said Barbara. "What are we to do now?"
"Find another dragon," said Jaffery.
"But supposing I don't want another dragon?"
"That doesn't matter in the least. You've got to have one."
"Say, Jaff Chayne," cried Liosha, "do you think I can't look after myself by this time? What do you take me for?"
I interposed. "Rather a lonely young woman, that's all. Jaffery, in his tactless way, by using the absurd term 'dragon,' has missed the point altogether. You want a companion, if only to go about with, say to restaurants and theatres."
"I guess I can get heaps of those," said Liosha, a smile in her eyes.
"Don't you worry!"
"All the more reason for a dragon."
"If you mean somebody who's going to sit on my back every time I talk to a man, I decidedly object. Mrs. Considine was different and you're not going to find another like her in a hurry. Besides--I had sense enough to see that she was going to teach me things. But I don't want to be taught any more. I've learned enough."
"But it's just a woman companion that we want to give you, dear," said Barbara. "Her mere presence about you is a protection against--well, any pretty young woman living alone is liable to chance impertinence and annoyance."
Liosha's dark eyes flashed. "I'd like to see any man try to annoy me. He wouldn't try twice. You ask Mrs. Jardine"--Mrs. Jardine was the keeper of the boarding-house--"she'll tell you a thing or two about my being able to keep men from annoying me."
Barbara did, afterwards, ask Mrs. Jardine, and obtained a few sidelights on Liosha's defensive methods. What they lacked in subtlety they made up in physical effectiveness. There were not many spruce young gentlemen who, after a week's residence in that establishment, did not adopt a peculiarly deferential att.i.tude towards Liosha.
"Still," said Jaffery, "I think you ought to have somebody, you know."
"If you're so keen on a dragon," replied Liosha defiantly, "why not take on the job yourself?"
"I? Good Lord! Ho! ho! ho!"
Jaffery rose to his feet and roared with laughter. It was a fine joke.
"There's a lot in Liosha's suggestion," said Barbara, with an air of seriousness.
"You don't expect me to come and live here?" he cried, waving a hand to the frills and ribbons.
"It wouldn't be a bad idea," said I. "You would get all the advantages and refining influences of a first-cla.s.s English home."
He pivoted round. "Oh, you be--"
"Hush," said Barbara. "Either you ought to stay here and look after Liosha more than you do--"
He protested. Wasn't he always looking after her? Didn't he write?
Didn't he drop in now and then to see how she was getting on?
"Have you ever taken the poor child out to dinner?" Barbara asked sternly.
He stood before her in the confusion of a schoolboy detected in a lapse from grace, stammering explanations. Then Liosha rose, and I noticed just the faintest little twitching of her lip.
"I don't want Jaff Chayne to be made to take me out to dinner against his will."
"But--G.o.d bless my soul! I should love to take you out. I never thought of it because I never take anybody out. I'm a barbarian, my dear girl, just like yourself. If you wanted to be taken out, why on earth didn't you say so?"
Liosha regarded him steadily. "I would rather cut my tongue out."