I Am Stupid, Who Do I Fear? Chapter 9
Chapter 9 Emperor order the toilet to be opened.
Seeing Tianqing Khan, Zhong Yehan hurriedly stepped forward his face lighting up with a smile,”Great Khan I've troubled you to come all this way, really troublesome.”
Tianqing Khan dismounted hastily from his horse: “Elder brother does not have to be so polite. Little brother feels really apologetic, actually Elder brother could have sat in the Golden Treasure Bell Palace to wait, no need to have come out to the gate to welcome me.”
Zhong Yehan waved, “Great Khan is too kind, this is what one must do, besides, we are already family what is done in private must also be done in public ”
Tianqing Khan laughed, “His Majesty is too kind!, right, didn't my daughter come?”
“Came! Ruoxuan, Langyu, you guys come here. ”
Seeing his Father beckoning him over, Zhong Langyu pulled Ruoxuan together with him running, bowing politely before Tianqing Khan: “little son-in-law greets Yue fu*”, finished speaking, he pushed Ruoxuan at his side forward, the meaning was to hurry up and call him father Khan ah!.
Xi Ruoxuan certainly understood what he meant, but at this time she wanted to fight with Zhong Langyu, you want me call to call then I'll call! I am not biased! She looked at Tianqing Khan and turned her head away again. Zhong Langyu was in a hurry: ” Ruoxuan, quickly call father Khan ah!”
Xi Ruoxuan glanced at him with a white glare: “Why do I want to call my father Khan, I can't call you oh! Hey, are you saying?” –
Tianqing Khan stunned, and then laughed: “This child, haha, good, calling me father is also intimate isn't it!”
Zhong Yuhan echoed him: “Yes, yes, all are our family's children. Plus adding these our official t.i.tles and their birth positions still calling father is very affectionate.”
Tianqing Khan nodded, holding Xi Ruoxuan's hand: “Xuanxuan living in the capital city, Langyu didn't bully you right?”
Zhong Langyu's heart entered his throat. He was afraid Xi Ruoxuan will speak nonsense but he knew whatever would come out of her, he should be afraid. He only saw Xi Ruoxuan rounding her neck, “he always bullies me!.”
This sentence froze all the people present, especially Tianqing Khan, he was unable to remain calm: “Good daughter, tell father, how did he bully you?”
Xi Ruoxuan scratched her head in thought,”he would not let me pee.”
Zhong Langyu trembled with anger: “Stop talking nonsense. Who won't let you pee.”
She did not give in at all: “then wh did you lock all the toilets in the w.a.n.gfu? There were times when I couldn't pull down my pants in time.”
Zhong Langyu was in such a hurry that he was about to cry: “It's not like that. Didn't I make Cuiyun follow you all the time?, don't talk nonsense!”
Xi Ruoxuan panted with rage: “Then why did you lock the toilet? You say, you doing this, what is the meaning?”
Zhong Langyu suddenly stooped speaking hesitating to answer.
Tianqing Khan was a little annoyed, his face very ugly, the problem is very serious. Emperor Zhong Yehan's face also sank like water:” what are you hesitating for, if you have something to say just say it straight. ”
He was helplessly forced to talk, “this can only be blamed on me not that Ruoxuan is giving me troubles. Every morning waking up, I can't find the night pot. Later investigating, I found that it's all her doing. In a a fit of anger I locked all the toilets in the w.a.n.gfu.”
Tianqing Khan was angry with this, but it was caused by his daughter after all, so his face could not help but release. He looked at Zhong Yehan: “Brother ah!, isn't this locking of the toilet too execessive?, every person has urgent matters. You say, if you can't hold it or even can't find the key then iwon't it be too late.”
Zhong Langyu added in a hurry: “I make Ruoxuan's close servant girl Cuiyun hold a key with her at all times. As long as Ruoxuan needs it it will be opened immediately, besides the toilet is only locked at night and not locked during the day.”
The Emperor did not expect him to be angry about this. Turning to his son he immediately ordered: “Zhen orders you to immediately unlock all the toilets in the w.a.n.gfu, or else you will be dealt with.”
Zhong Langyu wanted to explain again but swallowed the words when he saw his father's stern face and bowed: “Er Chen obeys.”
The emperor grudgingly laughed: “Great Khan, the children are just plaing you do not need to take it to heart.”
Although Tianqing Khan was not angry you could squeeze water out of his face: “Peeing, this thing is not a joking matter, Xuanxuan do you have any other pains concerning your body?”
Xi Ruoxuan bobbed her head. “Have, have ah! I often get head pains.”
Tianqing Khan puchi'd, he also knew that his daughter had a mental illness so he couldn't take all her words as truth, so he answered: “alright, from now on father will come and visit you Xuan'er often, if another person bullies you again, tell father, father will come and punish him!” Tianqing Khan was clearly saying it for Zhong Langyu ears, depressing him ah!
Zhong Yehan pulled Tianqing Khan: “Brother Khan, come! Zhen especially set up a banquet for you today, Zhen is hoping to get drunk with brother Khan.”
Tianqing Khan also laughed brightly, “Good!, Ben Khan especially likes to drink, come on! Let's enter the city together.”
Xi Ruoxuan followed behind Zhong Langyu's back laughing. Ha! Dare to fight against me, taste the strength of this girl's power.
Although Zhong Langyu was angry in heart, he also couldn't lower himself to her level, seeing her snickering to herself he a.s.sumed her illness had come again.
Golden Treasure Bell Palace had already set up the banquet. The Emperor naturally sat on the throne, the first seat for Tianqing Khan then seated below him was the Crown Prince Zhong Langyao, Jia Junw.a.n.g Zhong Langxi, Ling Junw.a.n.g Zhong Langfu, and of course Yin Junw.a.n.g Prince Zhong Langyu. Originally the banquet could not be attended by females, but because of the special status of Xi Ruoxuan she also attended, sitting by Tianqing Khan's side.
*Yue fu- Father-in-law.