Genjitsushugi Yuusha no Oukoku Saikenki Volume 4 Chapter 2 Part2

Genjitsushugi Yuusha no Oukoku Saikenki Volume 4 Chapter 2 Part2

Translator Corner





Minasan oideyasu. This is Yukkuri demasu!





Another chapter.





The chapter is short, but so packed full
with reference.





Also… I completely don’t have any idea where
the Zenpoko-kun’s Song came from.





DISCLAIMER: There is no
guarantee that my translation is 100% correct. Please correct me if I was
wrong.





Author:





Dozeumaru(どぜう丸)





Translator:





Yukkuri Oniisan





Editor:





So-Chintzy





Enlightenment Arc





Chapter 2: Let’s Create an Educational Program B





This might sound sudden, but in a
certain city in the Saitama Prefecture where I lived in previously, there was
another yuru-chara or local mascot character[1]
other than 『Musashi Boy-kun』. Its name was 『Zenpoko-kun』. It was a mascot character that was designed based off
a zenpoukouenfun or keyhole-shaped tumulus.[2]
This 『Zenpoko-kun』 appearance was simply that of a keyhole-shaped tumulus with hands and feet
sticking out. Even though it’s a mascot character (yuru-chara), the design was
too laid-back.[3] Well,
that’s just like what my hometown will do, after all, they already created 『Musashi
Boy-kun』 when my hometown
didn’t have any connections with Benkei and only because it used to be called as
Musashi Province in the past. However, there was a reason behind this laid-back
design.





Within the city, there was a keyhole-shaped
tumulus, but it had long been called the 『Twin Mounds』 by the locals. It was originally considered not as a keyhole-shaped tumulus,
but two small tumuli that wer built side by side. For this reason, when the
idea of “let’s create a mascot character to promote these Twin Mounds”, the
mascot character design was originally a boy and a girl duo wearing clothing
from the Kofun period[4].
However, when this design was completed, 
there was a land survey conducted that confirmed that the Twin Mounds
was in fact a single keyhole-shaped tumulus.





The manufacture of the mascot
character had already been decided. The budget had also already been pa.s.sed. However,
the Twin Mounds was not two tumuli, but a single keyhole shaped tumulus. Fortunately,
only the design of the twin mascot had been finished, and it hadn’t yet reached
the phase where it was manufactured or the costume itself or merchandise had been
ordered. That’s why they immediately redesigned the mascot character as a
keyhole-shaped tumulus. Because of this public office way of thinking, it
resulted in the sudden birth of 『Zenpoko-kun』. However, although the problem of the budget and ordering
of materials was cleared, this improvised lackadaisical solution was so unattractive
that it was not that popular among the citizens.





◇　◇　◇





That 『Zenpoko-kun』 was
right now being projected onto the Royal Voice Broadcast in the Friedonia
Kingdom. It was 4 o’clock in the afternoon on Month 1 Day 10, when the New Year’s
Fever had died down. The audience, that gathered due to the King performing yet
another broadcast, was taken aback at the sudden appearance of this mysterious
lifeform (?).





Unaffected by the audience’s confusion,
the Zenpoko-kun inside the projection spoke out loudly.





『h.e.l.lo
everybody~ My name is Zenpoko-kun poko. After this 「Together
with Oneesan」[5] will begin poko~』





After Zenpoko-kun finished saying
this, a laidback melody began to play.





【『Zenpoko-kun’s
Song』 Lyrics: Souma Kazuya Composition: Juna Dohma】





Zen, zen, zenpokorin♪
Zenpo-kokun♪





He came from an ancient country,
an energetic round and square child♪





In study and play, full energy go♪





Look, Ju~na Oneesan♪





Zen, zen, zenpokorin♪
Ze-n-po-ko-ku~n♪





　◇　◇　◇





「………」(Liscia)





Standing in a place that wouldn’t
be picked up by the broadcast equipment, Liscia who was looking at the scene
together with me, was gaping her mouth wide open and had an astonished
expression on her face.





「……You
have something to say?」(Souma)





「I
don’t know where to start…… But first, what’s that?」(Liscia)





「Zenpoko-kun.」(Souma)





「Yes,
I already knew that. Since you named it yourself.」(Liscia)





「It’s
a practical effect of using my 『Living Poltergeist』. I
asked Pamyu Carol to provide the voice.」(Souma)





「Voice……
You can’t be serious. Pamyu is inside that thing!?」(Liscia)





Yeah, that was the truth. Since
there was no recording equipment, we couldn’t perform a dubbing, so there was
no other option beside making the voice come from Zenpoko-kun itself. Its
movements were due to my skill manipulation as Pamyu wasn’t that heavy, but its
insides seemed to be humid so she threw complaints at me.





「I
previously thought “What is that thing that Aisha had brought with her”, but to
think that the inside was a new doll costume……」(Liscia)





「Musashi
Boy-kun’s appearance had become famous among the adventurers, so I couldn’t let
it appear in the Royal Broadcast.」(Souma)





「Then,
why…… Or rather, what kind of program is this in the first place?」(Liscia)





「What
kind? It’s an educational program.」(Souma)





「Educational
program?」(Liscia)





「Yes,
look. The real part will begin.」(Souma)





　◇　◇　◇





After the laidback song was over,
what projected next was a scene of a stage. On the stage, there were 『props』 of trees, gra.s.s, and stumps arranged to represent a clearing
inside a forest, where Zenpoko-kun was writing something on the ground with the
chalk in its hand.





『U~mm……
1 +  1 is 2, 2 + 2 is 4…… U~mm, arithmetic
is so hard….』(Zenpoko-kun)





Zenpoko-kun said while looking troubled.
Then, a blue-haired onee-san, who looked rather boyish with a hat, shirt and short
pants, happened to pa.s.s by. The blue-haired onee-san noticed Zenpoko-kun and
then made a wide smile as she began to talk with it.





『What’s
wrong Zenpoko-kun? Why do you look so troubled?』(Juna Onee-san)





Zenpoko-kun raised its face and
then walked stodgily towards the onee-san.





『h.e.l.lo,
Juna onee-san♪』(Zenpoko-kun)





At this point, the adults in the
audiences realized that this onee-san was the famous 『Supreme(Prima) Songstress(Lorelei)』,
Juna Dohma-dono. Since when fans were talking about Juna, her appearance in her
usual elegant and expensive dress had a strong impression, so they didn’t
noticed her in her current boyish outfit. Her way of talking and atmosphere had
become plainer. Right now, Juna had lost her charming older female persona, and
she now displayed the loveliness of a girl of her age.





Zenpoko-kun then consulted with
Juna onee-san.





『Juna
Onee-san. I am troubled because arithmetic is so hard. Even when I look at the
book, there are only lines of numbers and symbols, it isn’t fun at all.』(Zenpoko-kun)





Many people in the audience
nodded at this statement from Zenpoko-kun. Several days earlier, King Souma had
encouraged the citizens to study reading, writing, and calculation. However, 「Reading
and writing, I could understand, but why do we have to learn to calculate when
we are not even merchants?」 Calculation was something that was normally unrelated to their lives, or so
they thought.





However, Juna onee-san, winked at
Zenpoko-kun who was speaking the opinion of the audience.





『Ara, arithmetic
is actually really fun,  you know?』(Juna Onee-san)





『Eh~,
is that true~?』(Zenpoko-kun)





『Yes.』(Juna Onee-san)





Juna onee-san declared this to Zenpoko-kun
who looked doubtful. Then out of nowhere, a happy bright melody began to play. Juna
onee-san then began to sing along with this melody.





The song was 『Fun Arithmetic』[6]. A song from 『Everyone's Songs』[7] that Souma had taught to her.





This song that the Singing
Onii-san, Tanaka Seiji-san, who was famous from 『Beautiful
Sunday』[8], had sang. The song lyrics were about adding and
subtracting, the changes when multiplying by ten, and that no matter how big
the number is, it will disappear when multiplied with 0 in several comical real
world events. Juna onee-san and Zenpoko-kun were singing in a circle, their
dancing figures looked extremely fun.





After the song had finished, Zenpoko-kun
flapped his hands happily.





『I
feel that arithmetic has become a bit more fun. If I study, then will it become
even more fun?』(Zenpoko-kun)





『Of
course. If you study properly, then you can do even more amazing things.』(Juna Onee-san)





Then, Juna onee-san sang once more.
This time, the song was a song where the tones were sung individually with pauses
in between them and was ill-balanced. Even so, it couldn’t be called a discordant
song. A mysterious melody:





『If・you・keep・mo・ving・for・ward・in・the・world・of・num・bers





e・ve・ry・cir・cle・dances・in・the・mu・sic……』(Juna Onee-san)





　◇　◇　◇





「……What
a mysterious song.」(Liscia)





Liscia, who was watching the
broadcast, muttered so.





「Is
this also a song from Souma’s world?」(Liscia)





「It
could be called that, but this world could be said as to have this song, too.」(Souma)





「What
do you mean by that……」(Liscia)





Liscia looked at me with disapproving
eyes. She might be thinking that I was ridiculing her.





「Hmm……
Liscia, do you know how to calculate the surface of a circle?」(Souma)





「Are
you making fun of me? It should be (circle’s radius) x (circle’s radius) x (circle’s
circ.u.mference ratio)」(Liscia)





As expected from a Royalty who had
received proper education, Liscia answered it smoothly. I didn’t know how high the
level of mathematics was in this world, but perhaps Liscia had a better
mathematics knowledge of mathematics than me, who was just a Social Science student.
By the way, I would lost majorly to Roroa. This girl seems to be an expert at
the abacus, to the point where she could nonchalantly perform mental arithmetics
up to 10 digits.





「By the
way, how much is the circle’s circ.u.mference ratio in this world?」(Souma)





「『3.14』, although
I know that it actually has a much longer digits after this.」(Liscia)





「I’m
relieved that they didn’t just simplify it as 『3』. What
Juna-san was singing right now, was using those long-long-long digits of the
circle’s circ.u.mference ratio that had been adapted into a musical scale. 1 is
do, 9 is high re, 0 is a pause.」(Souma)





What Juna-san was singing was the
『Song
of π』 with lyrics added onto it. My high school music
teacher was a funny one, and I heard this 『Song
of π』 that he arranged himself. The arrangement method…… Or
rather, the pauses inside this 『Song of π』 gave it a strong impression. Liscia was astonished by
it.





「I
never thought that a circle’s circ.u.mference ratio could be turned into a song.」(Liscia)





「Yes.
I think that the person who come with this idea is amazing.」(Souma)





「The
mathematics world is fascinating. Perhaps I should also aim to become a mathematician.」(Liscia)





「Hey-hey-hey……
I beg of you, please carry the role of my queen properly.」(Souma)





「Fufu,
just kidding.」(Liscia)





Liscia smiled teasingly at me, so
I lightly hit her head in retaliation.





✦✧✦✧✦





Author’s Note:





The educational
program will keep going on. Though it’s t.i.tled 「Together with Neesan」, the show is modeled from 「Fun with Songs」. [9]
Even if you know about Gorori[10],
you might know the same character from 「A
Lot of Friends」 like Hyorori[11].
Mekagamemekakame.[12]
By the way, I also wanted to do it in Hotch Potch Station style,[13]
but if I do this, then the main point will be a song parody, so I gave up. I
don’t want get deleted again. (Yukkuri’s Note: Several Months later, Syosetsu did delete
the entire series due to a song parody. Also, I gave up searching for the
reference below……)





It the author speaks
about the NHK educational program, then it will be a lengthy story. I could
write about how I like the age of 「Ten・Ai・Prism
Access!」[14], or if I asked about NHK education
anime, then rather than Nadia or Sakura[15],
I would say the Tensai Television Trilogy 「Dinosaur」[16], 「Gene」[17], and 「Nano」[18], I could talk about this endlessly……  Yup, if I write about these things, then this
story could be said as to be reeking with an Ossan’s stench…… I still have a self-awareness.





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In case you are wondering, there is song of
P in pentatonic or in Major Scale at Youtube.