23:11 Chapter 79
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¹Tess Tea Place - Sounds like "testes," a mans s.e.x organ. ²Kwiki - Sounds like "quickie," or quick s.e.x. ³Not there! It tickles there! - A translation of the song "Wag diyan, may kiliti ako diyan" where someone is touching another but it tickles the latter so theyre telling them to stop and relax.
Day 079
11:11PM
Rico: When was that?
Jhing: ?
Rico: Your diary.
Jhing: Gossiper.
Rico: I just want to know.
Rico: Whos "him"?
11:13pm
Jhing: Secret.
Rico: Awwww are you not going to reveal it to me?
Jhing: Why would I?
Seen 11:15pm
Rico is typing. . .
Rico: Because were friends?
Jhing: Ha. Ha. Think again.
11:16pm
Jhing: You tell me.
Rico: What?
Jhing: Tell me about your ex. How you two happened, why you two happened, and why it didn't work out.
Rico: Is that it? Are you ready?
Jhing: The stage is all yours, Jesus Crux.
Rico: Dear Santa. . .
Jhing: Behave!
11:17pm
Rico: Dear Jhing. . .
Jhing: My goodness.
Rico: Fine!
11:18pm
Rico is typing. . .
Rico: Dear Baby Jhing. . .
11:19pm
Jhing: (－‸ლ)
Rico: She had a crush on me.
Jhing: Tangina youre being shameless again.
Rico: IM BEING SERIOUS! O__O
Jhing: Ugh.
11:20pm
Rico: It is true that she had a crush on me. When we started chatting, she posted a status saying that shes blushing because shes talking to her crush. Its not like I was being conceited but you know, it was obvious! Hahaha! We were not even cla.s.smates or at the same block nor course, so its quite amazing.
Jhing: Huh?
Rico: When I was in first year, we often hang out in Tess Teas¹ Place.
Jhing: The what?!
11:21pm
Rico: Tess Teas¹ Place. In V. Concepcion near the school. They sell milk tea.
Jhing: Youre fooling around.
11:22pm
Rico: Seryoso! It exists, look: fb.com/tessteasplace
Jhing: I can't believe this. Do you own it?
Rico: Wow no, I dont think of such names.
Rico: If it was me, I would name it "Tea *censorship* Place."
Jhing: Wtf.
11:23pm
Jhing: Carry on with the story.
Rico: Tsk. My idea was really good ah.
Rico: So yeah. We also often go to Intramuros and hang out in Kwiki².
Jhing: The what?
Rico: Kwiki..
Jhing: WTF I dont know where this story is going.
11:24pm
Rico: Hahahaha me too ah.
Jhing: And I thought I'm going to have a nice conversation with you.
11:25pm
Rico: Why are you curious?
Jhing: I AM NOT!
Rico: Hahahaha.
Rico: Oks.
Rico: I believe you.
11:26pm
Jhing: Whatever. Good night.
Rico is typing. . .
11:27pm
Rico: I was still with my first gf who got pregnant with my prof when I already b.u.mped into her a few times in the library. Because whenever I wait for my tropas, I go to the library to sleep.
Rico: And then after we broke up&h.e.l.lip; One day, my tropas and I got kicked out of the library because we were so noisy.
11:28pm
Rico: I cant forget the librarians face ah. I cant even describe it. Words are not enough to describe her angry expression.
Rico: So Ill just use an emoticon.
11:30pm
Rico: Hahaha like this, Jhing!
Rico: /( .□.) ︵╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /)
Jhing: HAHA!
Rico: It looks so hilarious, right! hahah!
Jhing: Then what happened?
11:31pm
Rico: I saw my latest ex at the entrance.
Jhing: I thought you were kicked out&h.e.l.lip; why the entrance?
Rico: I went out at the entrance door.
Rico: Hashtag Bada.s.s.
Jhing: K.
11:32pm
Rico: After that day, someone added me on facebook. I quickly deduced that she had a crush on me.
Jhing: Shameless!
Rico: Its true. She told me I make her smile.
Jhing: Because you look like a clown.
Seen 11:34pm
Rico: A moment of silence. . .
11:35pm
Rico: Do you want to fight me?
Jhing: I do, why?!
Rico: Just a survey. ^___^
Rico: Then we became friends. She introduced me her friends while I did the same until she invited me to her house and confessed.
Jhing: How?
11:26pm
Rico: Do I have to tell you that?
Jhing: Why not?
Rico: Uh. . .
11:27pm
Rico: Back then, I would keep bothering her to let me in her bedroom, but she didnt want to. I was just joking. I learned a lesson from my first ex after all ah. But one night when she confessed to me, her parents were gone&h.e.l.lip; and she invited me to her bedroom.
Jhing: Then?
11:28pm
Rico: We played rock-paper-scissors.
11:29pm
Jhing: I thought you didn't have s.e.x?
Rico: Sometimes we should try censoring our chats.
Jhing: No, answer me. I thought nothing happened?
Rico: Yeah. Nothing happened. Trust me. But she kissed me and told me she loves me.
11:30pm
Jhing: What did you answer?
Rico: "RAPE, RAPE!"
Jhing: Seriously?
Rico: Yes and also "Not there! It tickles there!"³
Jhing: ._.
Rico: Its true! O_O
11:31pm
Jhing: Im not even surprised. Then?
Rico: I told her I loved her too.
Jhing: You loved her?
Rico: Yes. If I didn't, then why would I be with her in the first place?
Jhing: Did you have to say that in English?
Rico: For you to believe me.
11:32pm
Rico: But Ive ran out of English now, so for now Ill stop, hahaha!
11:33pm
Jhing: Were you happy with her?
Rico: Hashtag EmoBabyJhing.
Jhing: Just answer the question.
11:34pm
Rico: Of course. Wed been together for a long time. We wereMU for three years before turning it official. We probably had this feelings for almost six years.
Jhing: Then why end it?
Seen 11:35pm
Jhing: Hey?
Seen 11:36pm
Jhing: Jesus Crux?
11:37pm
Rico: Uh. . .
Jhing: Ok. If you dont want to tell me, its fine.
11:38pm
Rico: I was too immature? Too playful? Kept fooling around? She also didnt want me to quit architecture because Ill put my talent into waste if I just use it on "mere arts." We kept arguing about this for a long time. What I want to do, she didnt like it.
Rico: We had a deal. If I pa.s.sed the board exam, well stop bringing that topic up.
Jhing: Then?
11:40pm
Rico: She still got mad. She told me that I never changed and only think about myself. She doesnt know that I was doing all that for her. The business I started? Art shop and cafe. She loves coffee.
Jhing: Honestly, I dont know what to say.
11:41pm
Rico: Comfort me by saying "Youre so hot, JCrux."
Jhing: Lol.
Rico: Harsh D:
11:42pm
Jhing: You broke up because of that?
Rico: Yes&h.e.l.lip;. and a lot more stuff that got digged out from the deepest earth.
Rico: I tried to fix it but when we started chatting, it got even more confusing. I told her that we should cool off for a bit.
Jhing: Then&h.e.l.lip;
11:43pm
Rico: The reason why she was getting cold to me is because&h.e.l.lip; she was getting hot with another man.
Jhing: The guy she was with? The one from your story before?
11:44pm
Rico: Yes. She stayed away from me because shes one month pregnant then.
Jhing: Oh f.u.c.k. (8:Why did both Ricos ex got pregnant with another guy?)
Jhing: What did you do?
11:45pm
Rico: Threw a party.
Jhing: Really?
Rico: Dedicated to my heart thats impossible to fix because it got broken into million tiny little pieces.
Rico: Ajujujujuju.
11:46pm
Jhing: It was decent at first until it suddenly turned into jejemon.
Rico: Hahahahaha! It was too dramatic ahahahaha.
Jhing: If you want to cry, then cry.
Rico: Why would I? IM A MAN.
Rico: ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ
11:48pm
Jhing: (－‸ლ)
Rico: But did you know, Jhing&h.e.l.lip;
11:49pm
Jhing: Not yet.
Rico: (－‸ლ)
11:52pm
Jhing: Haha! Shoot. What do I need to know?
Rico: We got back together even though she was pregnant.
Seen 11:52pm
11:54pm
Jhing: Then?
Rico: I was probably trying to deceive myself.
Jhing: Of what?
Rico: That I still love her no matter what.
Rico: You told me before that its easy to deceive me? Thats why I tried doing it to my ownself.
11:55pm
Jhing: Did it work?
Rico: No ah.
Rico: But you deceived me.
Jhing: Haha :p
Rico: That was our ending. I stopped chasing.
Rico: After all&h.e.l.lip; Im falling in love with someone else.
Jhing: Oh.
11:56pm
Rico: Tell your story.
Jhing: Hm?
Rico: Who was he?
Rico: From your diary, and when did it happen?
Seen 12:02am
12:10am
Rico: Uy thats unfair!
12:12am
Jhing: Tomorrow.
Jhing: But tonight, we need to sleep.
Jhing: Night.
12:14am
Rico: "We."
Rico: (ﾉ)'∀｀(ヾ)
Rico: Good mornight to "us" My Seen Queen