23:11 Chapter 75
¹CD-R King - Filipino retail chain that sells discounted computer parts and gadgets, electronic appliances, and accessories. Day 075
11:11pm
Rico: JHING I HAVE A PROBLEM!
Jhing: Except for your bad jokes, whats your problem?
Rico: I CANT UNLOCK MY CAPSLOCK!
Jhing: Huh?
Rico: MY CAPSLOCK IS STUCK.
Jhing: Watta problem.
11:18pm
Rico: JHING I CANT UNLOCK IT WHY.
Jhing: Restart your laptop.
Rico: I CANT. IM DOWNLOADING A FILE FROM A CLIENT WHICH WILL TAKE 3 HOURS.
Jhing: Ugh. It feels like youre screaming at me. So annoying.
11:23pm
Rico: HUHUHU JHING..
Rico: I CANT HELP BUT SCREAM TOO WHILE IM TYPING.
Jhing: Annoyyyinggg!
11:28pm
Rico: JHING WHAT NOW!
Jhing: Huh? What what now?
Rico: DID SOMETHING DIFFERENT HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY?
Jhing: WHY THE f.u.c.k ARE YOU ASKING THAT EVERY f.u.c.kING DAY?
Rico: WHY ARE YOU ANGRY?
Jhing: IM NOT. I JUST WANT US TO BE IN THE SAME LEVEL OF INTENSITY.
Rico: CAPSLOCK FOR INTENSITY?
Jhing: BWISIT!
11:34pm
Rico: JHING IM SO HANDSOME CAPSLOCK FOR INTENSITY!!!!!
Jhing: BWISIT!!!!!!!!!! EXCLAMATION POINTS FOR MORE INTENSITY!!
Rico: INTENSE LECHE PLEASE?
Seen 11:38pm
11:42pm
Jhing: Never.
Rico: HA? WHY NOT? YOU DONT LIKE SAYING LECHE ANYMORE?
Rico: DONT YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT WHENEVER YOU'RE p.i.s.sED?
Rico: OR DID THE WORD ALREADY TURNED INTO A DIFFERENT MEANING?
Rico: :">
11:46pm
Jhing: LECHE! What the h.e.l.l are you saying? Leche is leche. Bwisit!
Rico: I DONT KNOW MAYBE IT MEANS&h.e.l.lip;
Rico: FOREVER? HAHAHAHAHA!
Jhing: LAME!
Rico: I HAVE A QUESTION!
Jhing: WHAT IS IT!?
Rico: WHOS THE HEIR OF CD-R KING?
Jhing: ?
Rico: YOU GIVE UP?
Jhing: ?
Rico: GIVE UP?
11:47pm
Jhing: Why are you being so difficult? Just tell me the answer.
Rico: YOU CAN JUST SAY YOU GIVE UP AH.
Jhing: ARE YOU ANGRY?!
Rico: NO! CAPSLOCK FOR COOLNESS!
Jhing: K. Give.
Rico: OF COURSE ITS CD-ROWN PRINCE.
Rico: BADUM TSS!
Jhing: ._.
11:47pm
Rico: HOW ABOUT THIS, DO YOU KNOW THE NAMES OF THE SIBLINGS OF THE REINDEER?
Jhing: Reindeer?
Jhing: ?
Rico: ITS SUNDEER. WINDEER. CLOUDEER. THUNDEER.
Jhing: (－‸ლ)
11:48pm
Jhing: Im now going to bed before my brain explodes because of you.
Jhing: Don't pm me tomorrow if you still have that f.u.c.king capslock on.
Rico: WHAT IF IT DOESNT DISAPPEAR?
Jhing: Then don't message me!
Rico: ILL JUST BUY A NEW LAPTOP.
Jhing: Wow, rich.
11:49pm
Rico: ITS MY SALARY OF THREE YEARS.
Rico: BUT ITS FOR OUR FUTURE. HOW CAN WE HAVE ONE IF WE STOP TALKING?
Jhing: Err I'll just. . . sleep, ok?
Rico: OKAY.
Rico: GOODNIGHT.
11:50pm
Jhing: Yeah, goodnight.
12:02am
Rico: AND JHING!
Jhing: O?
Rico: SWEET DREAMS, JHING.
Jhing: You too, Jesus Crux.
Rico: :")