10 nen goshi no HikiNiito o Yamete Gaishutsushitara Jitaku goto Isekai ni Ten’ishiteta Vol 4 Chapter 4

10 nen goshi no HikiNiito o Yamete Gaishutsushitara Jitaku goto Isekai ni Ten’ishiteta Vol 4 Chapter 4

Chapter 4: Yuuji Changing Jobs from “Rich Person” to “Magician of the Forest”.




Part 4 Bulletin Board Yuuji, Reporting Encounter with the Adventurer and Receiving Orders




 




【NEET】I finally came out after 10 years, but my home kinda went into another world Part 8【Hibernation】[1]




 




1 : Anonymous MEAT




This is the thread to enjoy the reports, images and videos of another world that「Yuuji」 has uploaded.




Is it really another world? How did he fabricate it? This is the thread to verify this.




 




The next thread will be set up after this thread reaches >>950!




 







659: Anonymous NEET




But you know, if the sound isn’t there then so be it




Can you enjoy a subt.i.tled film or foreign drama?




 




660: Anonymous NEET




I’m confirming with this verification thread




But to say that there is no music or even sound effect in the film is...




 




661: I Love Movies NEET




Of course you can enjoy it




Since there are silent films after all




Chaplin can even be considered a famous person




 




662: Anonymous NEET




>>661




Really an enthusiast




 




663: Anonymous NEET




>>661




It’s not like I don’t understand it, but I think it’s a minority




I have seen the silent version of 『Taki no Shiraito』[2] and musical added version of 『Taki no Shiraito』, but the one with sound is




A c.r.a.p




 




Furthermore, the live performance event with sound[3] is




A c.r.a.p




 




664: I Love Movies NEET




>>663




You said it poorly




What I want to say is that




There are good silent movies




 




But I think we could be good drinking buddies




 




665: Anonymous NEET




 




666: Anonymous NEET




>>663-664




What an enthusiast




Could you do this somewhere else?




 




Ah, it’s Oo*n[4]




The number of Satan




 




667: Anonymous ETNE




>>666




Something like ‘no interest in the movie’




I don’t have prolems with it




 




668: Yuuji




It’s ser’ous ye ‘no, it’s freakin ser’ous[5]




 




669: Anonymous MEAT




This Hachibe, no, that’s wrong... this Yuuji




What has made you fl.u.s.tered, lad?[6]




 




670: Anonymous NEET




668-669




This is the second time after half a year.[7]




 




671: Cool NEET




So, what happened?




 




672: Yuuji




Adventurers came to my house




 




There is a large knight-like guy, with something like a mace and a huge shield




A flashy guy in showy armor and sword




A woman in light armor and bow




 




673: Anonymous NEET




Ad-ad-adventurers you say...?




 




674: Anonymous NEET




The image?




Where’s the image??




 




675: YES Lolita NO Touch




How old is the woman in light armor?




 




676: Anonymous NEET




There is no image...




 




677: Cool NEET




Wait everyone, wait




So, what’s wrong?




 




678: Anonymous ETNE




Do not rush everyone!




Stark-naked standby![8]




 




679: Anonymous NEET




Then I will wait while naked in necktie![9]




 




680: Yuuji




I greeted them from behind the gate




I wanted to talk with them so I invited them to the house




But because of the you-know-what mysterious barrier, the adventurers couldn’t come in




Maybe thinking it was magic, the large knight-like guy respectfully called me「Forest Magician-Dono」




 




681: Anonymous NEET




How should I tsukkomi this, I wonder.




 




682: Anonymous MEAT




Yeah, even I understand what you mean




Yuuji is like a piece of junk




 




Well, since Yuuji is a DT magician[10]




It can’t be helped right?




 




683: Infrastructure Worker




A trio of fully armed people




Although it was their first meeting, Yuuji invited them into the house




 




Of course he would be killed!




Then with the riches, they go “Huahaha”




Base in the forest, Get![11]




 




684: Well Informed NEET




>>683




The level of the civilization is unknown




Same with the law and morals




So, it wouldn’t be strange if it turned out just like that




 




Yuuji, you just narrowly escaped from death




Why did you invite them?




 




685: Yuuji




Well because they were kinda tired after walking in the forest so I want them to rest for a bit




Also I wanted to know their story




And get friendly with them so they could take me along to town




And the knight-like guy who talked to me looked honest




 




>>682




I-I-I-I’m not a virgin!




Even Mr. Junior had one round once




If only I could say this




 




686: Anonymous ETNE




It isn’t just on the carefree level anymore!




I also wanted to say more but




 




687: Anonymous NEET




>>685




Hiee!?[12]




Maybe Yuuji-san has a suicidal wish?




 




....Ah, well he is a person who eats unknown mushroom




And went outside without confirming the death of the goblins




 




688: Cool NEET




Silence! Silence!




The suspect might have his own motives for that




Let’s confirm his motives




 




1. Why do you want to hear their story?




2. What your motive to go to the city?




 




This is the story about another world right?




Maybe he wants to take a break? Let’s silently wait for his information in good faith




I you can’t silent then feel free to croak as you like




           




689: YES Lolita NO Touch




Don’t just carelessly try to die you know, Yuuji!




If you die then who will protect Alice-chan?!




Alice-chan’s life and livelihood depends on you you know?!




 




Well if Alice-chan’s life and livelihood is protected




As long as there’s another person who can take picture of her




Yuuji can drop dead for all I care.




 




690: OverwhelminglyDog-Person




That’s true, what about Kotarou then!?




 




...Ah, even if Yuuji disappeared




Kotarou will probably be alright




 




Yuuji before you die please teach Alice-chan how to upload her image will ya?




 




691: Anonymous MEAT




>>689




>>690




You guys are way too cool




Only halfway though




 




692: Yuuji




>>688




1. I wanted to know information about this world. You guys do too, right?. Also after getting along with them I wanted to ask them to take Alice and me to the town




2. There is possibility that Alice’s family is still alive. This is the main reason.




If I could get along with them then I can also do the same in the city. Since if I want to search for Alice’s family then faster is better.




Also I wanted to secure food.




Depending on the city’s condition I also wanted to move there. It’s not me that I’m concerned with, but there’s only me in the vicinity of Alice...




 




693: Anonymous NEET




So you do have a reason




But it was still careless




 




694: Cool NEET




The motive of the crime had been revealed




However there is still much to be talk about concerning the method




Since there is room to take the circ.u.mstances of the suspect into consideration




The guilty verdict will be suspended




 




695: Well-Informed NEET




>>694




Agreed




 




696: YES Lolita NO Touch




But it’s a bit too real that it’s frightening...




 




697: Anonymous NEET




>>696




Don’t worry, since there is no verdict suspension for you




 




698: Yuuji




...Then how should I do it?




 




By the way, the adventurers are camping in front of the gate




Is there still time?




 




699: Anonymous ETNE




Then said that first!




 




700: Anonymous NEET




Alright I’ve been attacked by sleepiness




*yawn*!




 




701: Anonymous NEET




Picture!




Pictures!!




Is the woman cute?




It’s often the case that she will be a peerless beauty, right?




 




702: Camera Ossan




Hey, Yuuji




Do you know the method for dark photography?




 




703: Anonymous MEAT




Alright, until the adventurer’s got home




Let’s decide what Yuuji should do!




 




704: Cool NEET




>>703




I agree




However it should follow to Yuuji’s intentions




After all this thread is for this purpose




If it were not interrupted by images or videos that were beyond belief that is




 




705: Anonymous NEET




>>704




703 is Cool even when not yet believing in the another world thing




 




706: Yuuji




Than’ ye, than’ ye




I’ll do my best




For Alice sake[13]




 




Being alone, is very lonesome...




 




707: Anonymous NEET




>>706




With this course of event, what will it be...




 




708: Anonymous ETNE




How foolish, there is a fool in here!




 




709: Anonymous NEET




But the flag is a joke for another person




It’s far from how first cla.s.s flag architects would do things




 




710: Anonymous NEET




Hey Yuuji has completely reflected on it, you know




 




711: Cool NEET




Even when the verdict has been suspended




We had already decided, so can you guys move on from this?




Let’s us cut this out




 




First, confirmed Yuuji’s motive




 




1. Wanted to find Alice’s family




2. Wanted to secure food (purchase them)




3. Wanted to know information about the city




 




So,




Are the priorities OK like this?




 




712: Infrastructure Worker




>>711




I detect a businessman scent from 711




 




713: Anonymous NEET




Theory : 711-san is actually not a NEET




 




714: Yuuji




>>711




It is




 




However, if I have to add more, the food can hold out until summer




I also currently don’t really need the information about the city




So, basically I just want to search for Alice’s family




 




>>706-710




Sorry... sorry...




 




715: Well-Informed NEET




Then what’s important right now is only searching for Alice’s family, huh?




Then it will be very simple




 




716: Anonymous NEET




It’s simple but I think the difficulty level is high




It’s like searching for the parents of a lost child in a city you’re unfamiliar with, right?




Moreover, there is no information and it’s unknown if they’re still alive




 




I think this is an impossibly hard video game




 




717: Anonymous ETNE




However!




There might be family register right!?




 




718: Anonymous MEAT




If there’s is an Adventurer Guild




Then it will just be like the clichéd searching for lost pet




 




719: Anonymous NEET




>>718




Even if it’s a game, in a world where monsters are swarming at the outside




To still have enough composure to keep a pet is really amazing, I think




Since the pet is usually a monster




 




720: Well Informed NEET




It hurts that there is no information




The level of civilization is also unknown




There’s a lot of historical precedents where churches or temples store family registries




That reminds me, the religion is also unknown




 




721: Cool NEET




・Objective: Search for Alice’s Family




・Method: Under consideration




1. Request the adventurers to search




2. Yuuji and Alice search by themselves




 




Are there still any other suggestion?




 




722: Anonymous NEET




>>721




It smells like work




I’ll get defeated if I work




 




723: Anonymous ETNE




It is




It is you know




 




724: Infrastructure Worker




Even not working is like work in a mood sense.




 




725: YES Lolita NO Touch




Is Alice-chan’s village totally destroyed?




Since Alice ran away, she doesn’t know right?




 




There also an option to catch the bandits, right?




But, the bandits who make little girls sad deserve to be annihilated.




 




726: Cool NEET




・Objective: Search for Alice’s Family




・Method: Under consideration




1. Request the adventurers to search




2. Yuuji and Alice search by themselves




3. Ask information from public security organization or religious inst.i.tution. If possible ask them to search




 




Anything else?




 




727: Anonymous MEAT




Everyone, don’t be deceived!




726 is just collecting ideas but didn’t personally contribute any!




 




728: Well Informed NEET




>>727




It’s surely true




But, isn’t that alright?




 




Does Alice-chan have any other relatives outside the village?




If she does then they would have also been spared from the attack right? Then there would be high possibility that they’re also searching, right?




 




729: Infrastructure Worker




>>728




That’s it!




 




730: Cool NEET




・Objective: Search for Alice’s Family




・Method: Under consideration




1. Request the adventurers to search




2. Yuuji and Alice search by themselves




3. Ask for information at public security organization or religious inst.i.tution. If possible ask them to search




4. Contact Alice’s acquaintances outside the village




 




Is it like this, I wonder?




For the time being, no.2 is a no




 




731: Yuuji




I don’t have confidence for no.2




But, if it’s Kotarou then she could pull it off somehow




 




732: Overwhelmingly Dog-Person




>>731 if it’s Kotarou then she could pull it off somehow




Since she is smart and cute, right!




 




733: Anonymous NEET




Then it’s either no.3 or no.4, right?




I don’t know if no.1 is trustworthy




 




734: Well Informed NEET




Although no.3 might have the information, but




It’s uncertain that they would search for the missing family members




 




Alice’s village is 『Frontier』 and 『Pioneering』 right?




I think there would be a lot of missing people




It doesn’t mean that they wouldn’t search for people from their own village




 




735: Cool NEET




・Objective: Search for Alice’s Family




・Method: 1. Contact Alice’s acquaintances outside the village




2. In case Alice didn’t have any acquaintance, ask for information at public security organization or religious inst.i.tution




 




Is it like this?




For now, no.1: How can we contact them?




 




781: Cool NEET




Then if we decided to request the adventurers to bring him along, what about the reward?




If it’s only in good faith then it will be impossible




 




782: Anonymous NEET




Come on! It’s your guys forte right?




Things in the house that are valuable in another world




 




783: Anonymous ETNE




Seasonings like salt, pepper, sugar,




 




784: Anonymous MEAT




Pepper!




It could even be exchanged for a ship




 




785: Anonymous NEET




Kotarou




 




786: Infrastructure Worker




Soap, Paper




 




787: Overwhelmingly Dog-Person




>>785




How could you give her away, how preposterous!




 




788: Yuuji




I have a lot of stockpiled salt, pepper and sugar




Same with soap




But if it’s possible; choose other things....




 




789: Anonymous NEET




Gems, gold/silver accessories




 




790: Anonymous NEET




Knowledge




Since you’re connected to the internet




You could do anything even outside the standards




 




791: Anonymous NEET




Tools made from iron




Like, screws, nails, bolts, nuts,




Saws, hammers, crowbars




 




792: Well InformedNEET




The information is... If we only at least know the era then...




Gla.s.s goods, mirror




 




Or rather, what is the first most surprising thing in the house for Alice-chan?




Excluding electrical appliances




 




793: Yuuji




>>792




Window gla.s.s, mirror




When I took her to the bath




She was surprised by the washroom mirror




Moving towards and away from it




Waving her hand. There was such commotion




 




794: YES Lolita NO Touch




Cuteee




The video?




 




795: Anonymous NEET




>>793




Then doesn’t this mean we already decided on mirror and gla.s.s?




 




796: Well Informed NEET




Even if there was none in the village there also a possibility that it’s a common thing in the city




However, well, even in modern days, clear mirror is valuable




 




It could be made in middle ages, but even a small piece of it was a super treasure




It only be able to ma.s.s produced in 19th centuries




 




But there also possibility that it could be made by using mysterious technology or magic




 




797: Anonymous NEET




>>796




But isn’t carrying the mirror is difficult?




 




798: Anonymous MEAT




>>797




Certainly true




You need to carry it in your back right?




 




799: Sakura’s Friend




Sorry to interrupt




But how about a compact mirror?




I think there are some in Sakura’s and Obasan’s room




 




It’s something that women put inside their bags




If they haven’t been disposed then there should be several of them




 




800: Anonymous NEET




O, Oooh, that’s it




 




801: Anonymous ETNE




I know I know, that’s it




I also use them




 




802: Anonymous MEAT




>>800-801




Do you guys really know?




That is that




Then I also had one in my backpack




 




803: Infrastructure Worker




The thing that they usually take out to do makeup inside the train, contact...something-ish




A small mirror




 




804: Anonymous NEET




>>803




You could’ve be the winner if you post this sooner




 




805: Yuuji




I’ll search it!




 




806: Sakura’s Friend




Yuuji-san, I think you should contact Sakura right now!




It will be quicker if you ask her via email.




 




 




856: Yuuji




Done




I found 8 pieces




There is a big A5 size




http://＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊




 




I had emailed Sakura




And received her permission




 




But when she found out she was terribly angry




She said, why would you invite them inside the house, do you want to die?




As expected from living in America, she is severe towards intruders




 




857: Cool NEET




>>856




If there are several then it has been decided




Yuuji, how many can you could take out?




 




Also are there other mirrors in the house?




That you wouldn’t hand over even when it’s valuable




 




Also if there are three people holding weapons




They wouldn’t be able to enter a house even in j.a.pan




Since it will be more natural for the occupant to barricade themselves in and call the police[14]




 




858: Anonymous NEET




I’m glad!




I was previously fell down




 




859: Yuuji




>> 857




2 pieces to be used by Alice




Alice’s favorite is the one in my parents’ dresser




 




In the house,




・Bathroom on the first and second floor: two giant mirrors




・Two full-length mirrors




・Toilet on the first and second floor: two wall-mounted mirrors




・In my room and imouto’s room: two wall-mounted mirrors




・And the three sided mirror drawers in my parents’ room




 




The total number of large mirrors totals to 9




 




860: Anonymous ETNE




>>859




So many?




Do you own a mirror house?




 




861: Anonymous MEAT




>>860




It’s a solitary house[15], so it’s a given right?




Also a mirror house is not a place for living! Only for seeing!




 




862: Anonymous NEET




Reward is decided!




So is this over then?




 




863: Infrastructure Worker




As expected I’m getting sleepy




I have work tomorrow




 




864: Anonymous ETNE




I don’t have work all year long




 




865: Anonymous MEAT




I am now in the middle of work you now?




Personal Home Security[16]




 




866: Cool NEET




Wait




・Ask Alice whether she has any other relatives outside the village




・Leave the annoying adventurer aside and negotiate with the other two




・Contact Alice’s acquaintance in the city or village, and ask them to come




・For the person who came and the adventurers, the rewards are compact mirrors, maximal of 6 pieces




I think it’s okay




 




However, is it possible for Yuuji to hold the negotiation well by himself?




 




>>859




Also Yuuji, absolutely don’t hand over the large mirror




Do not reveal its existence




You should also avoid mentioning the dresser




 




867: Anonymous NEET




I think it will be impossible for Yuuji alone




 




868: Anonymous ETNE




Impossible: 3000 points




 




869: Anonymous MEAT




It will fail: 10,000 Perica![17]




 




870: Yuuji




I don’t have any confidence




 




871: Anonymous NEET




Is there anyone here who is good with negotiation?




Or rather, everyone teach this guy how to negotiate!




 




872: Anonymous NEET




>>871




Hey you, dealing with people from Asia to Europe




Negotiator Yuugo[18]




 




How regrettable Yuuji, you just miss one letter




 




873: Former Talented Salesman




I have done real estate and investment firm




I have been recognized as rank 1 country wide




I wrecked my body so now I’m a NEET




 




874: Cool NEET




I think that’s plenty enough




Then Yuuji, from this point on the thread will be




Man to man lesson preparation for tomorrow by 873-san




873-san, I leave him at your capable hand




 




875: Anonymous ETNE




Everyone!




Please leave this to me and escape!




This place reeks with the stench of work!




 




876: Anonymous MEAT




Former Talented Salesman will give guidance




Hie!?




I leave it to you 875-san!




 




877: Yuuji




Please take care of me![19]




 




 




028: Cool NEET




Somehow we succeeded




 




029: Anonymous NEET




It’s morning, huh?




Just in time, somehow, right?




 




030: Yuuji




Thank you, thank you




I, will do my best




Alice has woken up




I’m off!




 




031: Anonymous ETNE




The sun is yellow...




Take care!




 




032: Anonymous MEAT




I pray for you to have good fight!




 




033: Infrastructure Worker




Why did I stay up all night long...




I’m also off to work!




Good luck Yuuji!




 




034: YES Lolita NO Touch




Take care!




But before that please post an image of Alice waking up!




 




035: Well Informed NEET




Go!




It’s been a while since I had a feeling of working




Maybe I should go job hunting...




 




036: Former Talented Salesman




As long as Alice-chan has acquaintances




The negation with the adventurers this time will be an easy victory




The reward is a visible object so it will be fine




Don’t worry too much




 




Take care




 




037: Anonymous NEET




I wonder if Yuuji remembers that his sentence is suspended




 




038: Anonymous NEET




If he make a mistakes so easily




Then he will be deserted by everyone...




 




Author Note:




I think people who can enjoy film with only subt.i.tle are quite special.




It’s interesting, however it’s better if there is a sound...




However, Silent Film Interpreter (Benshi) is an occupation with a romance. They look tough.




 




 




Next Chapter. The dialogue.




 




 




 




[1] It’s a pun. Fuyugomori 冬籠り “hibernation” and Hikikomori 引籠り “shut in” only differed in one Kanji.




[2] The Water Magician (滝の白糸 Taki no Shiraito) is a 1933 black and white j.a.panese silent film directed by Kenji Mizoguchi. It is one of the most popular t.i.tles from the silent film work of Mizoguchi.




[3] This refers to the silent film with Benshi accompaniment. Benshi (弁士) were j.a.panese performers who provided live narration for silent films (both j.a.panese films and Western films). During silent films, the benshi stood to the side of the screen and introduced and related the story to the audience like Kabuki, Noh or theatrical performance.




[4] I don’t get this reference




[5] The original is てへんだ, てへんだtehenda, tehenda, a Sendai dialect variation for大変だtaihenda




[6] In old man speaking style




[7] See Chapter 2 Part 10 for the first time this exchange happened




[8] It’s a j.a.panese idiom 全裸待機 Zenrataiki. Refer to standby posture for people who late to come to see the video/media. Naked in here means: STOP POSTING YOU PEOPLE, so naked means no post.




[9] Hadaka Necktie is a pun on Hadaka Ap.r.o.n (Naked Ap.r.o.n). It means wearing nothing except necktie. (I think ap.r.o.n is better, imho)




[10] DT = Doutei or virgin. In j.a.pan there is a meme that said “If someone still virgin after 30 he will turned into magician”




[11] Just like: Pokemon Get!




[12] Expression of very much surprised




[13] Himari no tame ni... eh wrong... This is not Mawaru Penguindrum... Alice no tame ni




[14] I mean is there is a sane person inviting unknown people holding sword to your house?




[15] Solitary house. Usually a house in the suburb and he house plot didn’t touch other house directly (the walls didn’t meet with each other). In the land deprived j.a.pan, owning Solitary House in the suburb was quite a financial success.




[16] 自宅警備 Jitaku Keibi (roughly Own Home Security) is a slang for Hiki-NEET because you know, they never leave home so, they guarding the house...




[17] ペリカ Perika or perica: A fictional currency used in the manga Ultimate Survivor Kaiji




[18] A Manga t.i.tle: 交渉人 勇午. Known as Yuugo the Negotiator in English




[19]よろしくお願いします Yoroshikuonegaishimasu