Why Not Soar Your Majesty Chapter 7.2

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Why Not Soar Your Majesty



Why Not Soar Your Majesty Chapter 7.2







Chapter 7.2 - Love rivals meet up, get together




Tang Xiao really wanted to put a blade in her, she really did want to.





But she couldn’t.








So she could only feel her chest feel blocked up and her killing intent could only be changed to a phrase: “Su Muzhe, I’ll **** your old man.”





Before, when Tang Xiao played games, she was always the one who made the other party feel choked up with pent up frustrations. They’d always be the ones pointing at the on-screen characters and yelling.





But after meeting Su Muzhe, an “*** your old man” would fall out of her mouth every ten minutes.





The tone and volume of the expression was excellent too, her emotions were sincere when she swore.





So her neighbours heard a whole week’s worth of swear words.





[Now] Ah, feels good: Then, can you guys tell me something?





[Now] Su Muzhe: No.





Tang Xiao: …….





F*ck! Pervert! Can’t you follow the script! It’s hard for me to reply if you’re like this! You’ll lose me like this!





[Now] Ah, feels good: -- I’m not asking you. Big brothers, big sisters! You guys tell me! The person who killed you guys just then was Su Muzhe! Why did you guys group-kill me when you guys crawled up!





[Now] Mushroom picking little princess: Sister Su only accidentally hurt us because she wanted to hurt you. So of course, we’re helping her.





[Now] Su Muzhe: ……..





[Now] Third year senior student: I’m part of the j.a.panese Rose guild.





[Now] Ah, feels good: ….. Purposely scamming your own people, I understand.





Tang Xiao wanted to bite her handkerchief and cry.





Scamming your own people, but now it’s became purposely scamming Tang poem, okay?





You guys are really a piece of work!





Originally, someone in the guild would call out: Let’s party up and go mob the nine tailed fox.





Now, it changed to: Let’s go mob little Tang poem!





She was already falling into despair at this world.





Tang Xiao chose to be sent to Cui Fujun.





Players who died in the wild could choose to be resurrected to their original place of death or to the closest resurrection point or to Cui Fujun, which was also the underworld.





Looking at Cui Fujun’s thick and coa.r.s.e body, his whole body was ripped.





His biceps, triceps, muscles all over were bulging and strangely pleasing to the eye.





He always had an angry expression facing players but to Tang Xiao, he was much better looking than Su Muzhe, he had more of an aura!





Tang Xiao wanted to sing to him: Eyes that look like copper bells, shooting out lightning like astuteness, ears sticking up like antennas, hearing all suspicious sounds.





She stared blankly at Cui Fujun for a long time.





Outside in the wild, Su Muzhe had waited and waited and still didn’t see her come back before righteously, stripping off his equipment and jumping into a crowd of monsters.





Not long after, Su Muzhe also arrived at Cui Fujun’s to report.





[Now] Ah, feels good: Why are you here.





[Now] Su Muzhe: I was scared you’d be lonely.





[Now] Ah, feels good: …..





Don’t copy her!





Tang Xiao and Su Muzhe had already been celebrities in their area so whenever people were lonely or bored, they started digging up gossip.





This was especially true of j.a.panese Rose guild.





Everyday, they’d disgust Tang poem and find life beautiful and worth living.





[World] Wind blows pants: Aiyo, Su Muzhe and his group went to mob little Tang poem, let’s go too.





[World] Ah, feels good: Can you guys be nicer to me?





[World] Millions of lolis: We could but you actually changed your gender for once so you should let our fellow brothers feel good for once.





[World] Ah, feels good: …...





She should’ve known better than to try to compete with these guys for not-wanting-face.





The citizens of Buddhist temple all explosively started discussing how the brothers would be able to feel good for once.





At the crucial point, Su Muzhe came to kick her while she was down too.





[Now] Su Muzhe: You must stand bravely for the truth and selflessly sacrifice yourself. I can represent your guild and help you post out a silk flag.





[World] Ah, feels good: Daddy! You can’t do this to me!





[World] Millions of lolis: Who knew that you guys actually liked playing like this. Such heavy taste. Clicks tongue.





[World] Ah, feels good: …..





[World] Su Muzhe: …..





[World] July: You went from “wife” a few days ago, to “daddy” today. What have you guys undergone these few days?





[World] Ah, feels good: …..





[World] Su Muzhe: …..





[World] Wind blows pants: You guys are really kinky.  





[World] Ah, feels good: …..





[World] Su Muzhe: …..





[World] Parting song: At this time, I just want to say, always stay careful, if there’s nothing to do, hurry and go offline.





The world completely ignored this sage advice and continued to be as shameless as shameless could be.





This wasn’t just Tang Xiao, but even Su Muzhe felt like they shouldn’t compete with them to be the most shameless.





The two people silently agreed to leave Cui Fujun’s place and to go find the person who spoke that sage advice.





One had an elegant demeanour, his white flowing robes rippled in the wind.





The other was alluring with purple clothes layered like a flower.





It was rare enough that they weren’t fighting each other and they didn’t match this well even when they were fighting monsters.





Su Muzhe paid lots of money to buy the ‘Thousand Mile Eye Positioning” spell and when they found that person, Tang poem used the couples’ skill to teleport to him.





They worked flawlessly together.





The first person they saw was Wind blows pants. From far away, he saw Tang poem and Su Muzhe together, one in front and one behind.





[Now] Wind blows pants: Hey, Su Muzhe, did you bring me to go beat up Little Tang poem?





Before the two people could reply, Tang Xiao first flew out a freezing spell as Su muzz he's spell rained from the sky.





The movements were precise as he hit the keyboard fast, Wind blows pants quickly fell to the ground.





[Now] Wind blows pants: F*ck, I’m seeing things.





The second person was Millions of lolis. Millions of lolis’ level wasn’t high and was a support nurse, so Tang Xiao and Su Muzhe didn’t even have to work together to beat her up.





One person smashed a spell and she fell to the ground.





Seeing the pair of white and purple silhouettes leaving, carefree and hand-in-hand, Million’s of lolis’ first reaction was, F*ck, they matched well together.





[Now] Millions of lolis: Mama, there’s a ghost!





The few people who had sent messages just before, continued to fall to the ground, one by one.





They all fell from the hands of the same two people and to this, they all had one reaction -- definitely seeing things.





[World] July: Just then, little Tang poem and Su Muzhe ganged up to beat me up, f*ck, I’m seeing things!





[World] Millions of lolis: Since their marriage, we’ve all started seeing things.





[World] July: ….




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TL note





You’ll lose me like this - there’s an internet saying that goes “If you’re like this, it’ll be easy for you to lose me (this baby)”. It’s just a cutesy internet thing.





Cui Fujun is a supernatural ent.i.ty in Chinese legends, he occupies the Cui Fujun temple. He’s a magistrate in the underworld.





Eyes like copper bells - theme song for an 80’s Chinese cartoon called “Black Cat Detective”.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfvtJh6ueUE





Seeing ghosts - literally, translated into seeing ghosts but it also means seeing things.





Leave a comment and for more something tragic to happen to Tang Xiao (something that’s entirely her fault, as always) xx




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