Why Not Soar Your Majesty Chapter 34.1
Chapter 34.1 - Rumour says that Su Muzhe's been cheated on 1
Before, Tang Xiao had frequently been suspicious that she’d been cheated on.
But now, it was the opposite.
Once she woke up, the whole Buddhist temple knew that Su Muzhe had been cheated on!
The green on his head was dripping.
And the reason for that was Tang poem.
Once Tang Xiao went online, the whole guild was rowdy.
[Guild] July: At Wind blows pants’ wedding, did you sleep with a man?
[Guild] Tang poem: …. Wha?
[Guild] Wind blows pants: F***, little Tang poem, you really can huh. Everyone’s guessing who you slept with.
[Guild] Tang poem: Wait, what are you guys talking about?
[Guild] July: Go take a look at Tieba [forums], you got on the trending headlines.
Spirit Road’s Tieba forums were a magical place, it could instantly spread news about the newest game updates.
But the most popular things were obviously, gossip.
They’d gossip about which guild’s strange madam did what, or gossip about a certain server’s mistress did this.
The Tieba mods would even sticky any particularly interesting pieces of gossips.
Today, Tang Xiao had the honour of being a headliner.
Yesterday, Forbidden top had just spread that Tang poem was a girl.
Buddhist temple citizens were shocked for a moment.
The second day, Forbidden top then spread that not too long after meeting up, Tang poem slept with a man.
The poster then said to meet up on Monday, making it even more sneaky and suspicious.
Now, not only were Forbidden top guessing, even j.a.panese rose and Ranzhi were guessing who little Tang poem slept with.
The whole forum was guessing, which deity managed to make Su Muzhe’s head green.
To helpfully guide the uninitiated, they even put up a post detailing Su Muzhe and Tang poem’s love and hate relationship.
Tang Xiao flipped through fifty pages of posts, her expression went from ⊙﹏⊙ to -_-# before finally becoming（／#-_-)／┯━┯.
During Wind blows pants’ wedding, all she did was sing a song, ate a b.u.t.ter steamed roll and then went back to her room.
So who did she sleep with?
Her first reaction was that Xiao Lin couldn’t bear her loneliness and struck someone.
She grabbed her phone and dialled her number immediately.
“Xiao Lin! Truthfully answer whether or not you slept with someone!!”
Over the phone, Xiao Lin was acting as if she’d met her a large enemy.
She immediately became anxious, stuttering for half a day, “N … no …”
Tang Xiao heard this, and knew she was guilty.
“Truthfully answer! Who did you sleep with, I’ll definitely get justice for you and make him take responsibility!”
Xiao Lin’s stutter became even more pitiful. “No … no …. No need. I … I ….”
“F****! There really was!” Tang Xiao was shocked.
She’d only casually thought for a bit, trying to see if it was a misunderstanding.
But who knew that she’d actually find a piece of gossip like this?
“How did you know …” XIao Lin over the phone, was already about to cry.
Tang Xiao bitterly lamented, “How could you do that? En? Even though I said that confessing is useless, just sleep with them if you like them, you still should’ve discussed with me beforehand! That night, you were Tang poem! Now the whole Tieba knows that Tang poem slept with someone. Tell me now, who was it!”
Xiao Lin froze, “Such a teeny tiny thing and it got on Tieba? Wait, what Tieba?”
“Spirit Road’s Tieba, don’t you know?”
Xiao Lin was even more confused, “What? What happened?”
Tang Xiao also froze. “On the night of Wind blows pants’ wedding, someone said that Tang poem slept with a man. That night, I slept early so I wanted to ask if it was you.” Xiao Lin answered quickly, “How could that be! That night, I was playing QQ mahjong until dawn. If it was someone sleeping someone, it would’ve been you unable to restrain yourself and sleeping with Mu Cheng.” “It wasn’t you? Then who could it be … could it be a third Tang poem? F***, so shocking.”
A third Tang poem, could it be Mu Cheng’s golden retriever?
Tang Xiao’s mind silently popped up an image of the golden retriever jumping on a man, she quickly became embarra.s.sed.
“Ah? Not right! I heard your voice, who did you sleep with before then???” Tang Xiao gripped the smell of gossip and didn’t let go.
“What? There’s hail falling here! I can’t hear you! Aiyo! I forgot to take in my clothes! I’m hanging up!!” Xiao Lin quickly hung up.
Tang Xiao silently looked at the bright and sunny weather outside her window.
Couldn’t Xiao Lin find a better excuse?
As if there could be a hailstorm today, it’s too empty outside.
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TL note:
Green head - if you’ve been cheated on, someone put a green hat on you.
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