The Book of Anecdotes and Budget of Fun Part 79

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The Book of Anecdotes and Budget of Fun



The Book of Anecdotes and Budget of Fun Part 79


A MINISTER was one Sabbath examining a Sunday school in catechism before the congregation. The usual question was put to the first girl, a strapper, who usually a.s.sisted her father, who was a publican, in waiting upon customers.


"What is your name?"


No reply.


"What is your name?" he repeated,


"None of your fun, Mr. Minister," said the girl; "you know my name well enough. Dont you say when you come to our house on a night, Bet, bring me some more ale?"


The congregation, forgetting the sacredness of the place, were in a broad grin, and the parson looked daggers.


NATURAL HISTORY.


"PAPA, cant I go to the zoologerical rooms to see the camomile fight the rhy-no-sir-ee-hoss?" "Sartin, my son, but dont get your trowsers torn. Strange, my dear, what a taste that boy has for natral history.


No longer ago than yesterday he had a pair of Thomas-cats hanging by their tails to the clothes line."







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