I Am Stupid, Who Do I Fear? Chapter 4
Chapter 4 Make sure to wash well, don't suffocate His Majesty Cuiyun made a ‘puchi' sound, “NiangNiang, your loss of memory this time is very powerful, you have even forgotten your own name, then nubi will tell you, you're called Xi RuoXuan, w.a.n.gye's imperial concubine.” Xi RuoXuan? A nice name, how can a fool have such a nice name? Chen Yan herself was happy, how can I admit that I am a fool! After she finished taking her bathe, Cuiyun helped her put on a new set of clothes. Not to mention, the first time wearing this loose kind of dress felt really comfortable, a bit like the feeling of nightgown. Chen Yan walked out into the hall carelessly, already convinced that she had crossed over. As for which dynasty she had crossed into, she was not very clear. She had asked Cui Yun, she too did not say. Forget it, if you won't say it don't! I can always find out later – Chen Yan, no, now I should call myself Xi RuoXuan, being in someone else's body, naturally I must use the person's name, otherwise I am neither fish nor fowl. Xi RuoXuan turned around in the house for a while. She now felt that everything here is fresh. She came from a modern society so it was natural that she held a curiosity about ancient things. The things that happened in history were all read from books and no one knows what really happened. Maybe the history books are all wrong, maybe Su Yangdi was not really a tyrant. Maybe Chen Shimei was a model husbandone hundred percent. Maybe, the maybe's are too much. Xi Ruoxuan was thinking aimlessly when Yinjun w.a.n.g Zhong Langyu came over: “Come! Let this king tidy up your clothes, Xuanxuan has done well today o, but wait a while before Father comes to dirty yourself up, if you startle the Imperial One your head will be taken off!.” Of course Xi Ruoxuan knew this, who doesn't know that an Emperor is very domineering and majestic, always shouting: behead this one by midday? Killing people like chicken. At that moment, an old man who looked like a housekeeper came over and bowed respectfully before Zhong Langyu saying: “w.a.n.g Ye, His Majesty has already left the Palace, w.a.n.g Ye should also get ready.” Listening to this thin reed like voice, she knew that this was the legendary eunuch. Looking at his chin and his head there was no hair at all and the grandeur that a man should have was missing because of his missing part. How exactly an eunuch must look like she did not know. Because Xi Ruoxuan had not seen an Eunuch castration procedure before, the books were not exactly clear, having the chance she would definitely use her position as the stupid w.a.n.gfei. He he, in fact it was good that she transmigrated as a silly concubine, at least it was convenient to do a foolish thing; even if she did something wrong she only had to stick out her tongue and squeeze her face and everything will be fine. Zhong Longyu nodded. “Good, this king knows. This time who came with Father, do you know?” The housekeeper thought for a moment : “According to the xiao Shunzi in the palace, the emperor came alone this time. The Crown Prince and the other princes did not follow him. Apart from this, I don't know.” Zhong Langyu nodded. “Then you hurry and quickly prepare the wine for the banquet. When the Father comes, we will be ready to start.” The housekeeper agreed and went out. Zhong Langyu turned back and took hold of Xi Ruoxuan's hand and patiently ordered : “Wait for father to come. You must listen ah! If you are good, this night YuYu will give you a kiss on the mouth.” When Xi Ruoxuan heard this the hair on her skin stood up. Even a kiss on the mouth with this your look who needs it ah! Seeing Xi Ruoxuan not responding, Zhong Langyu took out a handkerchief and wiped her nose. “En! It is very clean today, but don't let let it flow down!” Xi Ruoxuan just studied the man in front of her. Although could be said to be great and tall, he had a casual appearanceand his handsomeness could be said to be third world(not all that great). Zhong Langyu wiped her runny nose and scented her body: “End! Not bad, no smell". If it wasn't that the man in front of her were her husband in name, Xi Ruoxuan would have punched his head in, seeing him take in exaggerated breaths like she was a stray dog on the street. Zhong Langyu regardless of what she thought continued to sniff her. Suddenly he bent lower and began to smell her in the nether region when unexpectedly Xi Ruoxuan instinctively went backwards: “E! You, what are you doing?” Zhong Langyu smiled gently: “Don' t be afraid, Xuanxuan, I just want to see if there is any urine smell. In a moment while Father is coming, if he smells…” Xixiu Xuan immediately burst out: “You, what do you mean, why would your Father want to smell me here?” Zhong Langyu knew that he couldn't be clear with her: “I mean, if father comes, in case you smell and suffocate him, then that is disrespectful. He can have your head taken off.” Xi Ruoxuan said in her heart, these ancients have too many rules, this will not work, this also will not work. What's wrong with a little body smell? This is called original ecology. How many men want to smell this, this old lady still does not allow him to smell, but you still have so many problems. Besides, I have the smell of urine, so what, I am a fool, not to even talk of hygiene, you won't even let a fool of! Xi Ruoxuan was about to erupt when suddenly a loud noise was heard outside; and then an eunuch shout loudly: “The emperor has arrived!” – Zhong Langyu pulls the Xi Ruoxuan down to the ground and pressed: “Hurry and kneel, Father is here. If I don't ask you to get up, you must definitely not stand up.” Xi Ruoxuan naturally knew the rules. Seeing the emperor one must know to naturally kneel down, but she had never seen the appearance of an emperor before. Wait, I must have a look. Not long after, a coughing sound came and a man in his sixties entered the living room. Zhong Langyu quickly knelt down. “This subject son Zhong Langyu greets His Majesty. Long, long live His Majesty. Xi Ruoxuan lifted up her head to sneak a peek. The person who had just entered seemed to have some style, a man of medium build, a national figure face and a long twisted beard. Although he did not wear a dragon robe, he had a domineering and majestic look. He looked at Zhong Langyu and Xi Ruoxuan. “Get up!”